NOISY EDGE

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So this one really ticked me off because I need a job too, it's not fair that people with daddy should get all the meat before people with papa. Well read this news then you will understand. Sources speaking to SaharaReporters in an ongoing investigation disclosed that the Nigerian Prisons Service, under the leadership of the Controller-General Ahmed Ja’afaru and Minister of the Interior Abdulrahman Dambazau, has hired around 538 recruits without following established laws for public recruitment exercises. This latest finding follows similar illegal employment schemes by the Central Bank of Nigeria Governor Godwin Emefiele and the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) Executive Chairman Tunde Fowler. It will be recalled that Mr. Emefiele oversaw a monumental recruitment fraud where he illegally hired the children and relatives of powerfully connected Nigerians throughout the Federal Government. Mr. Fowler, similarly, illegally recruited the friends and relatives of promin

This one is a bit hard to swallow,  So uganda activist Stella Nyazy gave her 11 years old daughter "the condom talk?". At first I wanted to pour spit on the floor, move my shoulder up and down and say abomination!. For those of you who don't understand, that's the Nigerian way of expressing disgust. So considering the clamour for sex education and the fact that am educated and supposedly more exposed and "civilized"  I decided to chill out a little.  so after a long and hard battle between the Nigerian me who wants to do the Nigerian thing and the educated me who thinks it's perfectly, civilization won but am still a little skeptical about the time frame.  Am really concerned because I'd love to have kids someday and I really need to know when it's okay to tell my daughter the main function of a penis and why you have to put a rubber on it.  Am wondering how she'll react to this because I know exactly how am going to reac

That's how somebody will just enter trouble, so this whole Biafra thingy with the Igbos is currently beginning to gain grounds so I decided to do my little research.  After speaking with a certain Anambrarian, I became more confused and scared because I actually thought this was an Igbo movement or is he a traitor, or just an angry man? Here's what he said  "I think it's a whole bunch of nonsense rolled in to a green, red and black package. Wow hold on, that probably didn't come out right. Of course it came out just perfect. It just beats me that even educated people who are supposed to be wiser cannot see beneath the ugly package, who even picked those colours anyway, it screams gloom and death. So here's the deal, the biafra scam is just a group of old desperate and greedy people, twisting the minds of all the naive people around them, with the promise of a better country. Greed is a weed plant that thrives everywhere, it doesn't need much nurturing t

I always have a knack for trying to understand how stuff came about so I decided to make a little bit of research on birthday cakes, and here's what I found and am wondering if we've been wrong all this while. In Ancient Greece, Artemis was the goddess of the hunt, as well as the moon (Her twin brother, Apollo, was god of the sun). It is said that cakes brought to the temple of Artemis were adorned with candles to make them glow like the moon.
Many ancient cultures and many religions also believed that smoke was a vehicle to carry prayers up to the gods, and it is possible that this idea is the basis for our modern “make a wish” tradition. As with the marketing of birthday cakes, the addition of candles is also attributed to the Germans around the 1700’s when Kinderfesten, birthday celebrations for children, became more common. The custom was to place a candle for each year of their life as well as extra candles to represent years to come. While birthday celebrations vary al

Nigerian Guy dumps girlfriend because she didn't bring his  lunch at his workplace Some people take food matter too serious. What do you think?#copied 

So based on my last post about atheist, someone commented "if finally it happen that you get married to him and at the long run he repents an started believing that there is a supernatural being, you have won soul for God.so don't conclude yet." Now thats a major mistake and 40% of one of the many reasons why marriages fail. Yes am not married but before you crucify me, you have to understand that your character and beliefs is yours alone and can only change when u decide it needs to change. What if he feels just as strongly as I feel l about my belief. To everyone aspiring to get married, please I beg you, don't settle thinking time will change him/her, in most cases they don't change, you're the one that actually does.  if you don’t like it today, you won't like it tomorrow, trust me.

SO SOMEONE ASKED ME, "WHAT IF YOU FINALLY MEET A GUY WHO LOVES YOU SO SO MUCH, AND HE PROPOSES BUT HE IS AN ATHEIST, WOULD YOU MARRY HIM ANYWAY?" Now for those of you who didn't know, Christianity is actually very turf. There is no part time or break, If you choose to serve God, you have to serve him when you walk, talk, breath, eat and even in your sleep. It's something that simple minded people cannot comprehend. I have no business with anyone who can't understand that this something greater than any of us. I choose God over love. So here's my answer, a big fat sexy  NO. I won't marry an atheist

So here's my take on the fuel pump matter, let me say it now and very clearly too,  we are fini shed .  1. NNPC provides only 50% of fuel in Nigeria, the remaining 50% is from independent marketers.  2. The main reason behind the initial fuel drought was that CBN IS BROKE. Independent marketers up until three months ago sourced their foreign exchange from the Central Bank of Nigeria at the official rate. However, since late last year, independent marketers have brought in little or no fuel because they have been unable to get foreign exchange from the CBN. According to the presidency,   ." THE CBN SIMPLY DID NOT HAVE MONEY " --Osibanjo 3. The 135 Naira and 145 Naira per litre” thingy is a GAMBLE. According to the presidency "independent marketers and any Nigerian entity to source their own foreign exchange and import fuel. We expect that foreign exchange will be sourced at an average of about 285 Naira to the dollar, (current interbank rate). They would then be r

I bet you didn't know this amazing facts about Naija 1. The Nigerian national anthem has no official name but the first phrase “Arise o’compatriots” makes it an unmistakable fact that it belongs only to Nigeria and no other. 2.The 2006 Census found Nigerians to be the highest educated ethnic or racial group in America. 3.1st republic Aviation Minister, Chief Mbazulike Amaechi hid former South African President, Nelson Mandela, for six months in Nigeria to evade his arrest by the apartheid regime. 4 . Gangsta: In 1984 under the disciplinary Buhari/Idiagbon government, there was a sophisticated attempt to kidnap and repatriate ex-civilian regime minister of transport, Umaru Dikko from the UK, anesthetized in a freight crate, for the embezzlement of $1bn under the Shagari regime. 5. Once upon a time, the north was the more literate part of Nigeria. According to Lord Luggard, there were 25,000 Qur’anic Arabic schools with about 250,000 pupils in the north. 6. Sardauna of Sokoto

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So the other day I and a couple of friends went out for a drink in a certain upscale restaurant whose name I can't mention. While the chat was at its peak, the chemistry and body language of a certain couple who were having lunch caught my attention. The lady's smile and the way the man soaked in her presence, they probably weren't aware of their surrounding. When it was time for the bills, the waiter walked past the woman and went straight to the man to ask for the bills. That particular act took me back to another event. One beautiful Sunday, I decided to give my kid brother a treat, and time for the bills,  the waiter went straight to my brother and when he objected and insisted she meets me, the waiter gave me an indulgent smile and kept badgering my innocent brother who looks way older  than his age. The whole drama was quite entertaining and enjoyable.  but the question is who should actually be responsible for bills?